Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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