Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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