I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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