Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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