Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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