I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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