He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
