4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Randomize
