Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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