he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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