i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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