peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
