oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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