; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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