Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My ass is underappreciated
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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