We got so high we made milksteak
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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