Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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