cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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