My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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