He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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