he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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