So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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