We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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