did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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