Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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