His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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