On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like eating out sand paper
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I smell like Dick and happiness
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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