smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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