fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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