Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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