no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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