I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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