come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He uses pillows to masturbate.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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