In the future we'll all be gay
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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