I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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