So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
