rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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