I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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