He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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