I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
be right there i have to get my cape
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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