So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
