**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I need to align my fucking chakras
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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