there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
