There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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