We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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