If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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