We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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