Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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