windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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