Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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